drunk
inebriated
intoxicated
blotto
fuddled
loaded
pissed
pixilated
plastered
potty
slopped
sloshed
smashed
soused
sozzled
squiffy
stiff
tiddley
tiddly
tight
tipsy
wet
altered
blue-shifted
chid
cross-questioned
heart-searching
hourglass-shaped
hypothermic
malnourished
moreforceful
nearsighted
off-putting
out-of-focus
overenthusiastic
protrusive
re-written
submarginal
too-quick
touristy
underdressed
undermanned
up-tilted