at a standstill
at anchor
dead-still
fixed
idle
immobile
immotive
marmoreal
monumental
motionless
moveless
out of commission
riding at anchor
sculptitory
sculptural
sculpturesque
static
stationary
statuary
statuesque
still
stock-still
unemployed
unmoved
unmoving
Bubba
Ms.
all-too-familiar
at-ease
avuncular
face-saving
half-shy
little-boy
muscleman
pin-up
public-private
pur
snooty
storybook
toboggin
unfeminine